President Obama Makes 7000th Mistake in Presidency

According to the RWWD (Right Wing Watch Dogs), a group solely responsible for watching what the other side is doing, President Obama committed his 7000th mistake in his seven years as President.  Mistake 7000th happened on March 20th at 6pm in the Oval Office when the President mistakenly dropped his spoon into his crab bisque.  An expletive left the President's lips in response to the drop as he picked up a napkin to wipe it off.  Immediately First Lady, Michele, inquired as to why the sudden expletive.

The RWWD has kept a close watchful eye on the Obama presidency and has declared this to be mistake 7000 among the numerous errors the President has made.  Other mistakes include.

321. Health Care Reform
4002. Forgetting to tie shoes before meeting
36. Benghazi Incident
678. Harassing Christians
872. Spying on American citizens
6331. Drinking the last of the milk without asking if anyone wanted it

Andrew Peskar, lead data analyst of RWWD commented on this astronomical number, "This proves exactly what we were saying the whole time.  President Obama is not fit to be president.  We finally have the proof in writing."

When asked if Andrew had the data for mistakes made by President Bush, Andrew considered, "It wouldn't have been appropriate with the war going on and the problems with Hurricane Katrina.  That would have been a disrespectful move on our part."

Man Has Opinion on Current Events and Shares it on Facebook

Roger Murphy, of Boise Idaho, was watching the latest news cast from CNN when suddenly it occurred to him that he had amazing insight on what was happening. He immediately ran to his computer and started logging into Facebook.

"It's rare," he comments, "but I think I have answers that could really change how every event in the news today is viewed."

Though Roger was compelled to write his latest thoughts on ISIS, Michael Brown and sexual orientation equality he did not want to sound out of context.

"At first I thought I was unqualified," Roger relents, "being a white, straight, middle class American with an evangelical background and a degree in Archaeology."

That did not get in the way of Roger's pursuit of editorializing the current events. He began to make bold claims concerning what he thought about government, religion and the current state of health care.

"I just had answers," Roger proclaimed, "I knew if people paid attention to what I was writing and put it into action then things would start to look different.  I friended President Obama just in case he needed some inspiration on the issues."

News traveled quickly that Roger had strong opinions on today's current events.  Soon friends were hitting LIKE on all his posts.  Even some friends were bold enough to share.

"It's a revolution," Peter Corkins, one of Roger's close friends explains, "Roger really hits it on the head what this world needs. Never have I seen such a clear picture."

About one hour into Roger's posts he started getting personal messages from Iraqi Ambassadors, African Relief Correspondents and Michael Brown's lawyer.  They were astounded at how bold his claims were and how they shook the very foundations of the establishment.  Myagar Hasab, leading activist for ISIS came back with this positive response.

"You're absolutely right, Roger.  Maybe ISIS should stop what they are doing and focus on peace.  We didn't take that into consideration, but I think it might be our only shot at getting our goals met."

Roger has since received grant money to start up a foundation that consults with nations over their current problems. He started a campaign on Kickstarter that will successfully end all nutrition and border issues in Africa.

"Just think," Roger recalls, "I was just your average white guy with his computer.  Who knew that I had such good answers?  I didn't even have to put on pants."

E3 News 2013: Leap Frog Drops The Mic

The console wars of the next generation gamers may have been judged too soon when Sony took the stage and announced that the PS4 will not be online only and have used game availability.

Very few know of the keynote address from LeapFrog right after Sony's address that completely schooled the PS4. Harold Gould, head spokesman of LeapFrog, told the remaining audience that the LeapFrog 1...2...3 will pwn the competitors on every level.

"The LeapFrog 1...2...3", Gould exclaims, "will be everything those other two systems are not."
The crowd erupted in real applause when he shared that all 12 games on the LeapFrog will be shareable and able to be purchased off of Craigslist used.
After the nasty rumors that the LeapFrog 1...2...3 will be online online, Gould commented that the cheap hardware could not go online even if it wanted to. This erupted in real applause.

It is all about games and Gould recognized that immediately. He announced that the release of the LeapFrog will have at least 6 games. The audience was treated to a teaser trailer of Dora The Explorer Number Adventures followed by Sponge Bob's Crazy Alphabet jumble. But not just sequels, Diego Go! will be getting a geography game. For the more adult gamers they have Star Wars Long Division, which contains graphic robot disassembling.

You think this will be expensive? Think again, LeapFrog 1...2...3 will only be $99 of cheap plastic and bright colored buttons.

" This will be the only console devoted to games, unlike PS4 and Xbox One, which focuses on Hulu and Netflix. There's no way the 200mb Korean made chip of the LeapFrog could ever hold TV shows making this console game dedicated.

Harold Gould ended his keynote with dropping the mic on the floor. The crowd exploded with cheers and screams of jubilation. The Leap Frog sold 10,000 pre-solds immediately.