Monday, March 30, 2015

Man Has Opinion on Current Events and Shares it on Facebook


Roger Murphy, of Boise Idaho, was watching the latest news cast from CNN when suddenly it occurred to him that he had amazing insight on what was happening. He immediately ran to his computer and started logging into Facebook.

"It's rare," he comments, "but I think I have answers that could really change how every event in the news today is viewed."

Though Roger was compelled to write his latest thoughts on ISIS, Michael Brown and sexual orientation equality he did not want to sound out of context.

"At first I thought I was unqualified," Roger relents, "being a white, straight, middle class American with an evangelical background and a degree in Archaeology."

That did not get in the way of Roger's pursuit of editorializing the current events. He began to make bold claims concerning what he thought about government, religion and the current state of health care.

"I just had answers," Roger proclaimed, "I knew if people paid attention to what I was writing and put it into action then things would start to look different.  I friended President Obama just in case he needed some inspiration on the issues."

News traveled quickly that Roger had strong opinions on today's current events.  Soon friends were hitting LIKE on all his posts.  Even some friends were bold enough to share.

"It's a revolution," Peter Corkins, one of Roger's close friends explains, "Roger really hits it on the head what this world needs. Never have I seen such a clear picture."

About one hour into Roger's posts he started getting personal messages from Iraqi Ambassadors, African Relief Correspondents and Michael Brown's lawyer.  They were astounded at how bold his claims were and how they shook the very foundations of the establishment.  Myagar Hasab, leading activist for ISIS came back with this positive response.

"You're absolutely right, Roger.  Maybe ISIS should stop what they are doing and focus on peace.  We didn't take that into consideration, but I think it might be our only shot at getting our goals met."

Roger has since received grant money to start up a foundation that consults with nations over their current problems. He started a campaign on Kickstarter that will successfully end all nutrition and border issues in Africa.

"Just think," Roger recalls, "I was just your average white guy with his computer.  Who knew that I had such good answers?  I didn't even have to put on pants."

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