According to the RWWD (Right Wing Watch Dogs), a group solely responsible for watching what the other side is doing, President Obama committed his 7000th mistake in his seven years as President. Mistake 7000th happened on March 20th at 6pm in the Oval Office when the President mistakenly dropped his spoon into his crab bisque. An expletive left the President's lips in response to the drop as he picked up a napkin to wipe it off. Immediately First Lady, Michele, inquired as to why the sudden expletive.
The RWWD has kept a close watchful eye on the Obama presidency and has declared this to be mistake 7000 among the numerous errors the President has made. Other mistakes include.
321. Health Care Reform
4002. Forgetting to tie shoes before meeting
36. Benghazi Incident
678. Harassing Christians
872. Spying on American citizens
6331. Drinking the last of the milk without asking if anyone wanted it
Andrew Peskar, lead data analyst of RWWD commented on this astronomical number, "This proves exactly what we were saying the whole time. President Obama is not fit to be president. We finally have the proof in writing."
When asked if Andrew had the data for mistakes made by President Bush, Andrew considered, "It wouldn't have been appropriate with the war going on and the problems with Hurricane Katrina. That would have been a disrespectful move on our part."
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