Thursday, July 9, 2015
Scientist Uses Never Ending Facebook Comments Argument As Renewable Energy Source
BUFFALO- Tim Kyles, a graduate in Energy Science, discovered that the recycling of energy between arguing comments in Facebook is a renewable energy source.
"When one person shares a hot topic and another person disagrees, the endless friction of getting in the last word creates an energy continuum." He explains.
Tim Kyles and his team discovered this energy when a topic about The Constitution and Gay Rights powered a microwave for three hours.
"They just kept going," Tim retorts, "Not one of them was going to let up. We thought we could use that for energy."
Mostly Tim searches Facebook for energy patches. Most of his finds are near Christian theology pages or Right Wing news stories.
"If I find a post on creationism and evolution," Tim informs, "I know my house will be powered for at least three days."
While most would think that the never ending battle between two people who don't listen is meaningless, Tim believes he can harness this stubborn energy to power third world countries.
"The important thing is to keep arguing and pressing your point. That is what keeps the energy flowing. This is the one time that listening skills and empathy is bad for our environment."
Labels:
facebook,
hot topics,
news,
satire
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment