President Obama Makes 7000th Mistake in Presidency

According to the RWWD (Right Wing Watch Dogs), a group solely responsible for watching what the other side is doing, President Obama committed his 7000th mistake in his seven years as President.  Mistake 7000th happened on March 20th at 6pm in the Oval Office when the President mistakenly dropped his spoon into his crab bisque.  An expletive left the President's lips in response to the drop as he picked up a napkin to wipe it off.  Immediately First Lady, Michele, inquired as to why the sudden expletive.

The RWWD has kept a close watchful eye on the Obama presidency and has declared this to be mistake 7000 among the numerous errors the President has made.  Other mistakes include.

321. Health Care Reform
4002. Forgetting to tie shoes before meeting
36. Benghazi Incident
678. Harassing Christians
872. Spying on American citizens
6331. Drinking the last of the milk without asking if anyone wanted it

Andrew Peskar, lead data analyst of RWWD commented on this astronomical number, "This proves exactly what we were saying the whole time.  President Obama is not fit to be president.  We finally have the proof in writing."

When asked if Andrew had the data for mistakes made by President Bush, Andrew considered, "It wouldn't have been appropriate with the war going on and the problems with Hurricane Katrina.  That would have been a disrespectful move on our part."

Man Has Opinion on Current Events and Shares it on Facebook

Roger Murphy, of Boise Idaho, was watching the latest news cast from CNN when suddenly it occurred to him that he had amazing insight on what was happening. He immediately ran to his computer and started logging into Facebook.

"It's rare," he comments, "but I think I have answers that could really change how every event in the news today is viewed."

Though Roger was compelled to write his latest thoughts on ISIS, Michael Brown and sexual orientation equality he did not want to sound out of context.

"At first I thought I was unqualified," Roger relents, "being a white, straight, middle class American with an evangelical background and a degree in Archaeology."

That did not get in the way of Roger's pursuit of editorializing the current events. He began to make bold claims concerning what he thought about government, religion and the current state of health care.

"I just had answers," Roger proclaimed, "I knew if people paid attention to what I was writing and put it into action then things would start to look different.  I friended President Obama just in case he needed some inspiration on the issues."

News traveled quickly that Roger had strong opinions on today's current events.  Soon friends were hitting LIKE on all his posts.  Even some friends were bold enough to share.

"It's a revolution," Peter Corkins, one of Roger's close friends explains, "Roger really hits it on the head what this world needs. Never have I seen such a clear picture."

About one hour into Roger's posts he started getting personal messages from Iraqi Ambassadors, African Relief Correspondents and Michael Brown's lawyer.  They were astounded at how bold his claims were and how they shook the very foundations of the establishment.  Myagar Hasab, leading activist for ISIS came back with this positive response.

"You're absolutely right, Roger.  Maybe ISIS should stop what they are doing and focus on peace.  We didn't take that into consideration, but I think it might be our only shot at getting our goals met."

Roger has since received grant money to start up a foundation that consults with nations over their current problems. He started a campaign on Kickstarter that will successfully end all nutrition and border issues in Africa.

"Just think," Roger recalls, "I was just your average white guy with his computer.  Who knew that I had such good answers?  I didn't even have to put on pants."