Monday, October 6, 2014

Once Upon A Time Spoilers From The Future!!

Everyone knows that Disney's Once Upon A Time series makes many creative liberties and sometimes is nothing more than a vehicle to milk some Disney franchises.  Here is a look at some future story lines including some Disney licenses you didn't consider.


Season 8: Lilo and Stitch
  1. Lilo comes into the town of Story Brooke when Rumpelstiltskin accidentally enchants an old surf board and it turns into the Hawaiian Queen.
  2. Lilo's back story is that she used to be the princess of a Hawaiian island near the enchanted woods, but an invading army of Stitchs overruled the kingdom.  They trapped Lilo in a surf board and kept her hidden away.
  3. In her new life as a resident of Story Brooke she is still being haunted by the ghost of Stitch who we later find out is the evil brother of Prince Charming.  Prince Charming made a deal with Peter Pan to conceal Stitch in a magic bottle, but that bottle was stolen by the Evil Queen and fed to her royal dog, Pluto.
  4. In the final scene Stitch's army comes alive and seeks to recapture Lilo, but Emma and Snow must go to an alternate timeline to get an elixir made by Gepetto that will undo the curse.

Season 9:  Wall E and Quasimodo
  1. When Emma finds out the toaster oven in her house was actually an out of time robot from the future they must travel back in time to the Enchanted Forest to find Quasimodo, the engineer of steam punk robots.
  2. Quasimodo came from a steam punk town called Hot Topica where he created robots and would send them into the future.  He created Wall E to impress a future space maiden, Jasmine 200X, who would later be revealed to be Emma's grandma from a previous marriage.
  3. Wall E is a robot out of time, but he has ancient programming that reveals he is a killer assassin who is looking to eliminate Captain Hook, because Captain Hook is his twin brother and the two had a spat back in the old world when they both loved Princess Esmeralda.
  4. Hook must reconcile with his brother before he uses the ancient program that unleashes the evil Black Cauldron dragon whom we later find out is Emma's twin sister from a previous marriage. 
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Season 10:  Princess Leia and Wolverine
  1.  Wolverine enters Story Brooke as a bounty hunter who has been hired by Elsa's evil shadow self to capture her sister Anna, whom we later find out is Emma's aunt from a previous marriage to Aladdin.
  2. Wolverine's back story is he was Gepetto's cat, but got cursed into being a reality TV bounty hunter.  He made a deal with Regina, who is under a wicked puppet spell from one of the flying monkey's who is the soul incarnation of Tron's Clu.
  3. Princess Leia erupts onto the Story Brooke scene when she crashes her Death Star (the pink one) into the radio tower.  Princess Leia was reading a distress signal sent from Jiminy Cricket who is using subtle clues to show Prince Charming that he is really Princess Leia's uncle.
  4. They must resurrect Obi Wan who's soul has been put into an ancient arcade game so he can reveal the magical spell that can bring back Wolverine to his time line so he can fall in love with Minnie Mouse and restore peace to his kingdom of Toy Storia. 
Season 11:  Zack from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody and Cruella D'evil
  1. During one of  Henry's birthday parties a cloaked stranger named Zack, whom we later find out is Emma's grandfather in a previous marriage, is looking to train him in the dark arts of black magic.  Zack believes that Henry has special powers that he had received in a previous life when he was King of Atlantis and married to Storm.
  2. Before Zack's plans reach into fruition, Cruella D'evil saves the day by unleashing her storm of zombie Dalmations.   The back story of the zombie Dalmatians is that they were former royal precepts from the Queen of Hearts until they were cursed for revealing that the Queen was having an Affair with King Simba.
  3. Cruella is actually a guardian of white magic and befriends Emma, but Zack uses an evil confusion spell so that the town loses its memory. The only hero who can save them is Henry, who uses the cloak of Hercules to get the powers of Spiderman, which includes flight and the ability to channel the spirit of Buzz Lightyear.
  4. The scene ends in a standoff as Anna is revealed to be a robot clone of Emma's aunt from a previous marriage and banishes Henry to the evil mirror, where he must free Cody, the only Power Ranger left in his reality who can restore balance to the Prehistoric Ninja Storm.

And Disney execs continue to roll around in money.

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