Wednesday, July 3, 2013

To Do List of the Rich and Famous


Gangster Rapper:
9am: Wake up
9:15 am: Practice getting shot in the mirror
11:00 am: Find words that rhyme with playa, swag and foshizzle
2:00 pm: Ask Jay-Z out to dinner, make fun of Jay-Z in a song later
4:00 pm: Study Eminem's music. Mock Eminem in a song later.
6:00 pm: Learn dubstep.
6:15 pm: Learn how to use a computer for dubstep
7:00 pm: Donate money to Save A Dog
8:00 pm: Make song about the tough life in Compton
8:15 pm: Return home to gated community
10:15 pm: Pay legal fees for racist comment.
11:00 pm: Huge party at the yacht club. Get crunk.
12:00 am: Tell wife I was not crunk.

Diva:
12pm: Wake up early
1:00 pm: Drink coffee to get rid of hangover
2:00 pm: Consider Disney offer to film a kid's show
3:00 pm: Finish all meat dress
3:30 pm: Keep all meat dress away from dogs
5:00 pm: Pose for seductive photographs
6:00 pm: Complain about the public treating you like a child
8:00 pm: Buy new auto tuner machine to reach higher notes
1:00 am: Send Tweet to followers about "staying in school"


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