Proof That Nicki Minaj is Humanoid Mech Piloted by a 4 Year Old

The American culture has put up with a lot of weird egos and personalities in the entertainment business. We have never questioned the validity of someone who dresses in meat clothes or comes to the Grammys in a clown suit.
But someone comes along that makes us wonder if we really alone in the universe. That person is Nicki Minaj.

Do not think I speak ill of the creation known as Minaj.  This is no small feat. Among our presence we have a small child who is gifted in metallurgy and advanced robotics, but still has the lifestyle of a developing child. You will agree that the evidence demands that we see this person in a new light.  A living mecha light.

1. The Design of the Mech looks like it was designed by a child

Imagine you are in charge of designing a humanoid robot, but your motor skills are still at the Kindergarten level. What would the blueprint look like?

The original creation for Nicki was Baldy the Puke Colored Gown Wearer

If you had to build a robot off that blue print what would it look like?

Purely of an expression of a lobster climbing up your leg while trying to be polite

2. Trouble With English Suggests Developing Writing Skills

Do you think it is a coincidence that Nicki is under the disguise of a rapper/diva singer.   Maybe that is just an alibi to cover her struggle with writing and understanding reading.  Most math and robotics geniuses have trouble with English.  Check out this reveal on Twitter.

Hoes wit hoop dreams be like > RT @lottaBewbz ugh im still mad @ Gabrielle union for taking my baby... i wanted Dwayne's lips :/

log out forever> RT @Fact: Penguins have been known to engage in "prostitution." They have sex w/ males in exchange for food & pebbles.

Both Tweets suggest two things. Nicki uses her Twitter account to explain what she did last night as if it was an elementary school journal. The second tweet suggests that her school is doing a report on arctic animals and she is proudly sharing what she had just learned. Just one more.

so sad, i was rlly having a real convo wit u #hoes. LOL. *leaves*

3. Children Love Repetition

This is an article from Child Psychologist Judith Hudson, off her website http://www.babycenter.com/404_my-child-loves-repetition-hearing-the-same-sounds-and-storie_6891.bc

Toddlers love repetition because that's the way they learn best. Hearing something many times helps them remember information for increasing periods of time. Young toddlers (12 to 18 months) particularly need repetition — more so than a 2 1/2-year-old, say — to learn and remember new information.

Now here are some lyrics from our Nicki Minaj character.

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)

4. The Constant Look Changes Suggest Different Models of the Mech 

If we learned anything from Iron Man 3, it is a genius inventor cannot stop at making one robot model.  Robot inventors usually have to create one building sized mech or a small army for them to distribute.  Nicki Minaj is a prototype that has hundreds of models.

Defender Model

Volcano Proof

Mark 2

Mark 1

5. Voice Modulation is Imperfect

How would you know that someone is a robot?  How would you know that someone is being piloted by a toddler?  They would give it away by the voice technology.  The child piloting the robot could not use their own voice so that would be out of the question.  They would have to use a robotic voice--kind of like Siri.  Our current reading technology sounds like a cross between a robot and someone who wishes they were human.

Now look at Nicki Minaj who also sounds like a robot and someone who wishes they were human. Notice the break downs and pitch changes between paragraphs.

6. The Robotic Purpose of Nicki Minaj

Children have huge imaginations and pure aspirations as they grow up.  Nicki Minaj is the day dream of a Kindergartner who feels plain and lifeless.  She is using her robot skills to get attention and fame.  The blatant use of sexuality and profanity suggests that it is a very young child that has no boundary between nudity, race and language.  No doubt in my mind about the nature of this child and the maturity level of the mech being piloted--this is clearly technology being utilized by the youngest and brightest.  Most older tweens would have sensible goals for a music career like singing lessons and harmony perfection.  Only a 4 year old would interpret the music life as a huge colorful buffet where words don't make sense and sound is second place to loud flashy lights.  The child behind the Nicki robot is a true master of the craft of robotics and mech creation.  This is the current robot that Japan has.

Boring. Lame

Now check out the walking stop light created by our 4 year old expert.

She's not happy.  It's just gas.

America clearly won this battle.