On March 12th, in Tulsa, Oklahoma he said he will require all camels in the United States to fit through the eyes of needles. His hope is that Jesus will lighten up on the impossibility of greedy people going to Heaven, once he sees how easy it is.
The concern erupted one week ago when Trump stumbled upon a verse about how hard it is to get a rich man into Heaven.
"For the first 12 minutes I considered giving my money away and encouraging generosity to the poor, but luckily I found a loop hole...or a needle hole."
Since it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for Trump to buy his way into being Christian, he is requiring all camels to be forced through needle holes in order to simplify the process.
The Zoo Safety Society has sent multiple emails urging the would-be president to reconsider putting camels in harms way.
Trump simply replied, "camels are used in the Middle East. They are terrorists."
