Adam: Eve, you look sad, what is wrong?
Eve: Sit down Adam, I think I have a revelation.
Adam: Sure, Eve, what can I help you with, love of my life.
Eve: That's just it. We need to talk about our relationship.
Adam: Ooookay.
Eve: I don't think God wants us to be together.
Adam: What? How can you say that?
Eve: I think God is telling me that we shouldn't go out.
Adam: Why don't we ask him? He is literally ten feet away.
Eve: He didn't literally tell me, but I think he is giving me a feeling. It's a feeling that he doesn't want us together.
Adam: No, seriously Eve, we should just go ask him.
Eve: That might just confuse me more. I just don't think I am ready for a relationship.
Adam: I really like you Eve. You know I would never hurt you.
Eve: Really, even after I caught you staring at that fruit tree?
Adam: All men have problems with that Eve! I told you that in confidence!
Eve: And that is why we might not be good for each other. We are spiritually immature to be in a relationship.
Adam: Good for each other? God made you from my rib. You came to this Earth because I was lonely.
Eve: There you go again making the conversation all about you! Remember what God said at our small group...don't be selfish.
Adam: Hey, I'm just quoting God here. What is better than hooking up with the only dude on this Earth?
Eve: But what if I want to get a job and be a career woman?
Adam: What are you going to work on? Everything is practically given to us.
Eve: You are very sweet, Adam, but I really think I need to follow my heart.
Adam: But we were meant for each other...
Eve: You will always be a brother in Christ to me...
Adam: I don't know who that is. Look, God spoke to me and he said we were meant to be together.
Eve: How do you know?
Adam: Well, you came naked, which I take as a sign. If God did not want me to notice you you would have come with clothing.
Eve: Maybe I am looking for someone more mature in God. Two becoming one sounds like a huge commitment. We will need to leave the garden and start a new house.
Adam: Woah...now you are going a little fast. Maybe we should take a break.
Eve: We will both pray about it.
Adam: So you are just going to give up on the whole finding a partner?
Eve: You're a great guy, Adam. I have no doubt you will find someone.
